Tonight I was making my way down Virginia Avenue near Inman Middle School when some kid with earphones passes me.
When he was about 30 feet in front of me I discovered his rate of speed wasn't nearly so fast anymore.
So I dusted him. At the stoplight I cut up the ginormous hill behind the school so if he wanted to pass me again, he'd have to really be sucking wind.
But nothing. If you're going to pass people, you need to put it out of reach or look silly when you're re-passed.